Abe Lemons Quotes

  • I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

  • Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

  • There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

  • Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

  • It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

  • I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

  • One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

  • You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

  • The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.