A. P. Herbert Quotes

  • A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

  • This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn't any Board, and now there isn't any Trade.

  • The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

  • If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.

  • Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.

  • The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

  • The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose.

  • An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

  • People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

  • I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. There must be some scum.