Rob Ford Quotes

  1. Rehab is amazing. It reminds me of football camp. Kind of like the Washington Redskins camp I went to as a kid.
  2. I’m friendly to everyone I meet and people are friendly to me.
  3. I love football. It’s cool.
  4. I’m not an alcoholic.
  5. I can’t stand golfing, I’m not a golfer. Can’t do five hours of chasing a ball around a field.
  6. In the private sector, you have a budget and you stick to it.
  7. I drive by Baskin Robbins, and – I don’t know, it’s like – it’s pretty hard. Or Dairy Queen. I go nuts. I just gotta keep going.
  8. My commitment to living clean is now unwavering.
  9. I’m not worried about what people do in their private life. I look out for taxpayers’ money.
  10. No one is going to come here if it’s a filthy city, if it’s not a safe city.
  11. I think alcohol is the worst drug of all. It makes you do things that you would never do or say things that you wouldn’t.
  12. I apologized for my mistakes.
  13. I support traditional marriage. I always have.
  14. I, Mayor Ford… encourage the people of Toronto to send a strong message to the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, two-spirited and transsexual community, like all the communities, are welcomed, safe and valued in this great city we call Toronto.
  15. There are many different types of bullying, being called fat and all that stuff, it bothers you. You have to deal with it.
  16. I’d like to get rid of those streetcars, maybe phase them out. I’m not sure how we’re going to do it but I’d like to slowly but surely get rid of those streetcars and maybe replace them with buses.
  17. My record speaks for itself.
  18. In my private life, it was a disaster. In my public life, it was fantastic.
  19. People want subways, folks… subways, subways. They don’t want these damn streetcars blocking up our city!
  20. Number one, I don’t understand a transgender. I don’t understand. Is it a guy dressed up like a girl, or a girl dressed up like a guy?
  21. Those Oriental people work like dogs.
  22. Okay, I’ve admitted to drinking too much. Okay, so I’m dealing with it.
  23. I’ve never been to a Pride parade.
  24. My staff are pretty protective, it drives me nuts. I like to just do my own thing, that’s pretty well it.
  25. Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks.
  26. A million people a day go to work in this city and they drive themselves. I don’t see why I’m any different.
  27. I would like to see someone walk a mile in my shoes for five minutes.
  28. I know I’ve saved the taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars.
  29. Women love money. Give ’em a couple thousand bucks and they are happy.
  30. I cannot support taxing the taxpayer.
  31. I like dancing.
  32. You can’t be the director of education and plagiarizing.
  33. I’m in the gym for two hours every day.
  34. I hate rules. I hate government intervention. Just live and let live, man.
  35. I have a lot of Italian friends, and they have espressos.
  36. You know we all make mistakes and we move on.
  37. I’m only human. I can’t change the past.
  38. When I go to the gas station or the restaurant, people still come up and say hi.
  39. We will not rest until being a gang member is a miserable, undesirable life.
  40. I like having a good time.
  41. I can’t support bike lanes.
  42. I like Bob Marley.
  43. We are saving taxpayers’ money, I believe I am doing a very good job at mayor.
  44. I’m a right-wing fiscal conservative and a social liberal.
  45. I went to university for three years, but I wasn’t in Ottawa for three years.
  46. There’s more poor people in this country than there are rich, and I stick up for the poor people.
  47. I’m a big hockey fan.
  48. When you’re overweight like I’ve been my whole life, you’ve been made fun of. And, uh, it’s not good growing up.
  49. It’s the happiest time in my life when my family’s all together.
  50. I’ve had people ask me to do their shopping for them.
  51. I’ve never been a fan of Chris Spence.
  52. I’m gonna watch the taxpayers’ money like I was elected to do.
  53. Oh my god, I never want to hurt a bike. That’s the last thing I want to do, precious little bikes.
  54. I hate those damn streetcars – they are just a pain in the rear-end. You get behind them and you can’t get around them and then you get your cyclists too.
  55. I will never, ever, ever change one thing I did with my policies at city hall.

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